Chalky's Wood Shop

owen-sleater asked: I see yer back in town, Mister White. How did the holidays treat ya, Sir?

Ain’ no holiday when you’re dealin’ wit a family and a business. Even ol’ Chalky has times when he’s too busy fo’ his many, many fans.

askmeyerlansky asked: Mr. White, I miss you. I miss it when you call me "shortpants," and I miss that satisfying "mmm-hmm" sound you always make. I miss your top-notch wardrobe and your looks of disapproval. Please join us at the bar as soon as you can. I'm still woozy from tonight's festivities...I hope that I won't regret having written to you later....

Mmmhmmm.

Eatin’ Hoppin’ John.

:)

motherofkrakens asked: Where do you find such stylish suits, Mr. White?

Many people think folks like me ain’ got any style. I find a store that don’t cater to my kind of folks, lean on ‘em hard an’ get some nice, free suits.

phantomoftheboardwalk-deactivat asked: Hi, Albert! How did you meet your lovely wife?

Me an’ Lenore knew each other as children. Hell, I chased that beautiful thing for as long as I remembered. Heh, after a while the girl gave up on sayin’ no. Hooked ever since.

askalexroux asked: And what are you doing on this fine night, Mr. White?

Nothin’ illegal. Don’ worry about it.